Post by gillgrabber on Sept 15, 2010 7:48:43 GMT -5
Not a joke, but a true "This Happened To Me" story I thought I'd share:
My Wife just had some dental work done for an infection where the Dentist had to use a small piece of "Bovine" bone to make the repair. He explained it was a cow bone and sent her home. She tells me what the Dentist did and says she never heard of that before - I hadn't either but chalked it up to modern medicine.
The next morning I walk into bathroom and see her bent over the sink brushing her teeth. Thinking of the new Dental implant I say "Moooooooooo". She immediately stood up, shoots me one of those "If looks could kill" glances, and says "What the Hell is THAT supposed to mean?". I did some hard backpedaling trying to explain it had nothing to do with the view I saw upon entering the bathroom and I was only trying to make light of the recent dental work.
You'd think after 27 years of marriage I'd know better than to say something like that.
In hindsight, I'm glad she wasn't bent over the kitchen sink holding a frying pan when I made the comment.
My Wife just had some dental work done for an infection where the Dentist had to use a small piece of "Bovine" bone to make the repair. He explained it was a cow bone and sent her home. She tells me what the Dentist did and says she never heard of that before - I hadn't either but chalked it up to modern medicine.
The next morning I walk into bathroom and see her bent over the sink brushing her teeth. Thinking of the new Dental implant I say "Moooooooooo". She immediately stood up, shoots me one of those "If looks could kill" glances, and says "What the Hell is THAT supposed to mean?". I did some hard backpedaling trying to explain it had nothing to do with the view I saw upon entering the bathroom and I was only trying to make light of the recent dental work.
You'd think after 27 years of marriage I'd know better than to say something like that.
In hindsight, I'm glad she wasn't bent over the kitchen sink holding a frying pan when I made the comment.
