Post by DEERTRACKS on Jun 17, 2010 8:15:09 GMT -5
>> Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,
>> And every year Ken would say,
>> 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
>>
>> Edna always replied,
>> 'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
>> And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
>>
>>
>> One year Ken and Edna went to the fair, and Ken said,
>> 'Edna, I'm 75 years old.
>> If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another
>> chance'
>>
>>
>> To this, Edna replied,
>> "Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is
>> fifty bucks'
>>
>>
>> The pilot overheard the couple and said,
>> 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a
>> ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I
>> won't charge you a penny!
>> But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
>>
>>
>> Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.
>>
>> The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word
>> was heard.
>>
>> He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
>> But still not a word...
>>
>> When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,
>> 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out,
>> but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
>>
>>
>> Ken replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth,
>> I almost said something when Edna fell out,
>>
>> But you know, "Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
>> And every year Ken would say,
>> 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
>>
>> Edna always replied,
>> 'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
>> And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
>>
>>
>> One year Ken and Edna went to the fair, and Ken said,
>> 'Edna, I'm 75 years old.
>> If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another
>> chance'
>>
>>
>> To this, Edna replied,
>> "Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is
>> fifty bucks'
>>
>>
>> The pilot overheard the couple and said,
>> 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a
>> ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I
>> won't charge you a penny!
>> But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
>>
>>
>> Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.
>>
>> The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word
>> was heard.
>>
>> He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
>> But still not a word...
>>
>> When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,
>> 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out,
>> but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
>>
>>
>> Ken replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth,
>> I almost said something when Edna fell out,
>>
>> But you know, "Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'