Post by catahecassa on Jun 11, 2010 9:55:00 GMT -5
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and the following will explain it in a Q & A format:
Q: What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment?
A: It is money that the Federal Government will send to taxpayers
Q: Where will the Federal Government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.
Q: So the Federal Government is giving me back my own money?
A: Only a infinitesimal amount of it.
Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a HD television set, thereby stimulating the economy.
Q: But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
• If you spend the stimulus at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanks
• If you spend the stimulus money on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs
• If you spend the stimulus money on a new computer, it will go to India, Taiwan, or China
• If you spend the stimulus money on an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea
• If you spend the stimulus money on useless stuff, it will go to China or Taiwan
• If you spend the stimulus money on paying off your credit cards or buying stock, it will go to management bonuses & they will hide it offshore
INSTEAD, keep the money in America by:
Spending it at yard sales
Spend it going to ball games
Spend it on prostitutes
Spend it on beer
Spend it on tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US!)
Conclusion:
To make the most of your stimulus payment, & keep it here in the US - Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale & drink beer all day!
No need to thanks me, just glad I could be of help!! ;D ;D ;D
Q: What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment?
A: It is money that the Federal Government will send to taxpayers
Q: Where will the Federal Government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.
Q: So the Federal Government is giving me back my own money?
A: Only a infinitesimal amount of it.
Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a HD television set, thereby stimulating the economy.
Q: But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
• If you spend the stimulus at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanks
• If you spend the stimulus money on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs
• If you spend the stimulus money on a new computer, it will go to India, Taiwan, or China
• If you spend the stimulus money on an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea
• If you spend the stimulus money on useless stuff, it will go to China or Taiwan
• If you spend the stimulus money on paying off your credit cards or buying stock, it will go to management bonuses & they will hide it offshore
INSTEAD, keep the money in America by:
Spending it at yard sales
Spend it going to ball games
Spend it on prostitutes
Spend it on beer
Spend it on tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US!)
Conclusion:
To make the most of your stimulus payment, & keep it here in the US - Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale & drink beer all day!
No need to thanks me, just glad I could be of help!! ;D ;D ;D