Post by HighCotton on Nov 2, 2009 10:05:15 GMT -5
Maybe this has been posted in the past. If so, it's still good for a few laughs:
DOG’S LETTER TO GOD
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans stop to smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, stop to smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around in a convertible? How often do you see a stingray riding in the back of a pickup truck? We dogs do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please!
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, and I bite one, will I have to apologize?
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I please have my testicles back?
DOG’S LETTER TO GOD
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans stop to smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, stop to smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around in a convertible? How often do you see a stingray riding in the back of a pickup truck? We dogs do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please!
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, and I bite one, will I have to apologize?
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I please have my testicles back?
