401 KEG PLAN

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. BUT, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is call the 40l KEG. A recent study found that the average American walks around 900 miles per year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol per year. That means that, on average, Americans get around 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes you proud to be an American!