My Daddy Is An Exotic Dancer

One day a fourth-grade teacher
asked the children, what
their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up....
fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer,
and so forth.

However little Johnny,
was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his
father, he finally replied,

"Okay... my father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret,
and takes his clothes off
in front of other men,
and they put money in his
underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is
really good, he will go home with some
guy, and stay with him all night
for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken
by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children, to
work on some exercises,

and then took little Johnny
aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about
your father?"

“No," Johnny said,
"He actually works
for the, Democratic National Committee,
and helped get Barack Obama,
elected President last year,
but I was too embarrassed,
to say that in front of the
class."