Post by tusti on Apr 16, 2009 9:20:16 GMT -5
About those Church Hymns
>>
>> A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
>> He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going
>> to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever
>> hymn that comes to your mind."
>> The pastor shouted out "CROSS."
>> Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED
>> CROSS."
>> The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began to sing "AMAZING
>> GRACE, how sweet the sound."
>> The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE
>> BLOOD."
>> The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell into total silence.
>> Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other
>> afraid to say anything.
>> Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87
>> year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."
>>
>> Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.
>>
>> Laugh, it burns calories.
>>
>> A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
>> He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going
>> to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever
>> hymn that comes to your mind."
>> The pastor shouted out "CROSS."
>> Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED
>> CROSS."
>> The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began to sing "AMAZING
>> GRACE, how sweet the sound."
>> The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE
>> BLOOD."
>> The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell into total silence.
>> Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other
>> afraid to say anything.
>> Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87
>> year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."
>>
>> Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.
>>
>> Laugh, it burns calories.