CATS THAT STUTTER !

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CATS THAT STUTTER ! Mar 3, 2009 10:47:28 GMT -5

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Post by dogkiller on Mar 3, 2009 10:47:28 GMT -5

Cats that stutter

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say '

!', the Rottweiler ate her!

Decatur Major Contributor High Fence is NOT "Hunting", it's killing. There's a difference! Posts: 17,346	CATS THAT STUTTER ! Mar 3, 2009 14:08:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Decatur on Mar 3, 2009 14:08:42 GMT -5 ;d
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