Post by Old Ironsights on Feb 18, 2009 12:44:11 GMT -5
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He says "Yes - just caffeine."
''Have you ever been in the service?"
"'Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100% . . .an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that." ;D
He says "Yes - just caffeine."
''Have you ever been in the service?"
"'Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100% . . .an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that." ;D
