Post by Old Ironsights on Feb 6, 2009 14:31:28 GMT -5
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers over to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker right in the face and says: 'Hey boy, I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!' ...
The biker looks at him, but doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one seriously bad biker, and would usually fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again, looks at the big biker and says:
'Hey... You hear me boy? ... I got it on with your grandma and she's good, the best I ever had in bed!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. He just sets there and stares into his drink. The drunk leans on the table one more time, shoves his face right into the biker's face, and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it! ... You ought to heard her screaming and begging for it."
At this point the big biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says...............
....Go home Grandpa! You're drunk.'
He gets up, staggers over to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker right in the face and says: 'Hey boy, I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!' ...
The biker looks at him, but doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one seriously bad biker, and would usually fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again, looks at the big biker and says:
'Hey... You hear me boy? ... I got it on with your grandma and she's good, the best I ever had in bed!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. He just sets there and stares into his drink. The drunk leans on the table one more time, shoves his face right into the biker's face, and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it! ... You ought to heard her screaming and begging for it."
At this point the big biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says...............
....Go home Grandpa! You're drunk.'
