Post by Old Ironsights on Jan 13, 2009 11:10:47 GMT -5
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece; gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel; has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada; self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet; wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran...
Ruled by nuts.... ;D
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece; gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel; has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada; self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet; wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran...
Ruled by nuts.... ;D
