Post by hanmal on Dec 31, 2008 7:42:06 GMT -5
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, 'I have praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a
terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The
pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help
him.'
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as
they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
She continued, 'Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every
move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed
a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed
remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'
Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they
imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued,
'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time, his
scrotum should recover completely.' All the men sighed with relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything
to say.
A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, 'Hi, I'm Jim and I want
to tell my wife, the word is sternum.'
praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, 'I have praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a
terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The
pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help
him.'
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as
they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
She continued, 'Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every
move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed
a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed
remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'
Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they
imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued,
'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time, his
scrotum should recover completely.' All the men sighed with relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything
to say.
A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, 'Hi, I'm Jim and I want
to tell my wife, the word is sternum.'
