Post by featherduster on Dec 20, 2008 8:33:10 GMT -5
A women on her 50th birthday decided to do a total make over.
First she had a BOTOX treatment.Then she visited her hairdresser for a whole new style.Next she got her nails done,new makeup, and to top it off a sexy new dress.
This women was walking down the street admiring herself in every window she passed.
The women sees a group of young girls standing at a corner waiting for a traffic light to change and decides to test them.
The women tells the young girls that today is her birthday and could they guess how old she was.
The girls thought it over for a few seconds and concluded that they thought she was 38 years old.
The women excitedly told them she was 50 years old today.
The young girls complimented her and said she looked fantastic.
A short time later the women stopped at a coffee shop to get her
favorite brew and while standing in line behind 2 older women she thought she would test them.
The women told the older ladies that today was her birthday and could they possibly guess how old she was.
The women looked her over and whisper between them selfs for several Min's. then stated that they thought she was 43 years old.
Once again the women was bubbling with excitement as she told the older women she was 50 years old today.
The women continued to talk for several Min's.wanting to know her secret to her good looks. A few Min's. later the birthday gal left the store headed toward the bus stop.
At the bus stop the women sees a good looking young man sitting on the bench and decides to test a mans opinion of how old she appears.
The women tells the man that today is her birthday and could he guess her age.
The young man tells the women HE IS VERY GOOD AT GUESSING WOMENS AGES BUT HE WOULD NEED TO FONDLE HER BREASTS FOR 45 SECONDS TO BE EXACT ON HIS GUESS.
The women thinks about it for a second and says why not there is no one watching and besides she is proud of her breasts too.
She tells the young man to go for it.
The young man fondles her breasts with both hands FOR THE FULL 45 SECONDS then looks the women right in the eye and says YOUR 50 YEARS OLD TODAY.
The women is shocked, she turns pale, stares deep into the young mans eyes and asks how could he have possibly known that today was her 50th birthday.
The young man with a sweet smile says to the women..........
I WAS STANDING BEHIND YOU IN LINE AT THE COFFEE SHOP.
First she had a BOTOX treatment.Then she visited her hairdresser for a whole new style.Next she got her nails done,new makeup, and to top it off a sexy new dress.
This women was walking down the street admiring herself in every window she passed.
The women sees a group of young girls standing at a corner waiting for a traffic light to change and decides to test them.
The women tells the young girls that today is her birthday and could they guess how old she was.
The girls thought it over for a few seconds and concluded that they thought she was 38 years old.
The women excitedly told them she was 50 years old today.
The young girls complimented her and said she looked fantastic.
A short time later the women stopped at a coffee shop to get her
favorite brew and while standing in line behind 2 older women she thought she would test them.
The women told the older ladies that today was her birthday and could they possibly guess how old she was.
The women looked her over and whisper between them selfs for several Min's. then stated that they thought she was 43 years old.
Once again the women was bubbling with excitement as she told the older women she was 50 years old today.
The women continued to talk for several Min's.wanting to know her secret to her good looks. A few Min's. later the birthday gal left the store headed toward the bus stop.
At the bus stop the women sees a good looking young man sitting on the bench and decides to test a mans opinion of how old she appears.
The women tells the man that today is her birthday and could he guess her age.
The young man tells the women HE IS VERY GOOD AT GUESSING WOMENS AGES BUT HE WOULD NEED TO FONDLE HER BREASTS FOR 45 SECONDS TO BE EXACT ON HIS GUESS.
The women thinks about it for a second and says why not there is no one watching and besides she is proud of her breasts too.
She tells the young man to go for it.
The young man fondles her breasts with both hands FOR THE FULL 45 SECONDS then looks the women right in the eye and says YOUR 50 YEARS OLD TODAY.
The women is shocked, she turns pale, stares deep into the young mans eyes and asks how could he have possibly known that today was her 50th birthday.
The young man with a sweet smile says to the women..........
I WAS STANDING BEHIND YOU IN LINE AT THE COFFEE SHOP.
