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Post by Old Ironsights on Dec 10, 2008 21:25:51 GMT -5
Was up in my (in-town UDZ) stand until it started getting too dark to let fly.
As I hit the bottom of the tree with my climber, there stands a doe, just watching me... not 20 FEET away.
Then it stuck its tongue out at me. and continued to watch and laugh as I tried to unhook my harness/climb out.
I have never in my life wanted so much to violate a half dozen laws and put a .357 into that damn laughing deer's head.
ARRRGHHHH!
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Post by Decatur on Dec 10, 2008 22:12:17 GMT -5
ROTFLMFAO! Been there done that!
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Post by TagTeamHunter on Dec 10, 2008 22:53:15 GMT -5
Pretty much if you hunt long enough it will happen to you.
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Post by dbd870 on Dec 11, 2008 4:35:14 GMT -5
This is true.
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Dec 11, 2008 6:59:43 GMT -5
How about when nature calls, your in full squat & you just can't quite turn, reach, shoulder, & aim without falling into your steaming pile of re-cycled matter with a nice 11 pointer trying to figure out what you are from 10 yards away. Crappy way to end the day's hunt...
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Post by racktracker on Dec 11, 2008 10:18:51 GMT -5
Welcome to the club. Not a very exclusive club, but welcome anyway.  |
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Post by huxbux on Dec 11, 2008 18:24:59 GMT -5
How about when nature calls, your in full squat & you just can't quite turn, reach, shoulder, & aim without falling into your steaming pile of re-cycled matter with a nice 11 pointer trying to figure out what you are from 10 yards away. Crappy way to end the day's hunt... Okay then pray tell D.T., did you make the shot and fall in, or not make the shot and maintain your dignity? |
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Post by Old Ironsights on Dec 11, 2008 18:50:06 GMT -5
How about when nature calls, your in full squat & you just can't quite turn, reach, shoulder, & aim without falling into your steaming pile of re-cycled matter... Obviously you were never a Grunt... That's one of the first things they beat into your skull... never be caught with your pants down - literally or figuratively. Your Rifle is always at hand without acrobatics... |
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Post by powderfinger on Dec 11, 2008 18:56:57 GMT -5
Obviously you were never a Grunt... That's one of the first things they beat into your skull... never be caught with your pants down - literally or figuratively. Your Rifle is always at hand without acrobatics... I dont know, I'd venture to guess there was some grunting going on there. Probably why the deer showed up... |
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Post by jimd46902 on Dec 11, 2008 22:08:21 GMT -5
Ewwww, grunt calling.
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Dec 12, 2008 7:18:04 GMT -5
How about when nature calls, your in full squat & you just can't quite turn, reach, shoulder, & aim without falling into your steaming pile of re-cycled matter with a nice 11 pointer trying to figure out what you are from 10 yards away. Crappy way to end the day's hunt... Okay then pray tell D.T., did you make the shot and fall in, or not make the shot and maintain your dignity? Nope! He caught me trying to gingerly step & turn with my britches wrapped around my ankles before he cut my wind. I'm left-handed. He was standing slightly uphill & to my left. |
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Post by huxbux on Dec 12, 2008 14:43:09 GMT -5
Okay then pray tell D.T., did you make the shot and fall in, or not make the shot and maintain your dignity? Nope! He caught me trying to gingerly step & turn with my britches wrapped around my ankles before he cut my wind. I'm left-handed. He was standing slightly uphill & to my left. I'll bet he's still laughing about that one! ;D |
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