Post by gillgrabber on Aug 18, 2008 6:34:12 GMT -5
A beautiful woman loves growing tomatoes, but doesn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she comes upon a gentleman neighbor who has the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asks the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentleman responds, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman is so impressed she decides to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it will work. Twice a day for two weeks she flashes her garden hoping for the best.
About a month later the gentleman is passing by and asks the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
The woman asks the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentleman responds, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman is so impressed she decides to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it will work. Twice a day for two weeks she flashes her garden hoping for the best.
About a month later the gentleman is passing by and asks the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
