Old Harold

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she
>>>>> >came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would
>>>>> >say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this
>>>>> >morning", or "Are we ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry ?"
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, at
>>>>> >breakfast, Old Harold took the apple juice off the tray and put it in
>>>>> >his bed side stand.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >So, you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a little later,
>>>>> >picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, it seems we are a
>>>>> >little cloudy today "
>>>>> >
>>>>> >At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off
>>>>> >the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again.
>>>>> >Maybe I can filter it better this time."
>>>>> >
>>>>> >The nurse fainted! Old Harold just smiled!
>>>>> >>DON'T MESS WITH THE OLD
>>>>>