Post by Decatur on Jul 14, 2008 17:33:10 GMT -5
Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!
ʽIn what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am But let me ask
you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would you? Would you?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no!'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish
'Well, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'
The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
ʽIn what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am But let me ask
you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would you? Would you?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no!'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish
'Well, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'
The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
