Post by gillgrabber on Jun 28, 2008 9:29:16 GMT -5
Two Reasons Why It 's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.
Two Rednecks were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
Bubba said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did
you?'
Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?'
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your
mother, 'cause I still got mine'
This is one of my fav golf jokes...
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied
'A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.
Two Rednecks were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
Bubba said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did
you?'
Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?'
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your
mother, 'cause I still got mine'
This is one of my fav golf jokes...
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied
'A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
