Post by archer461582 on Jun 25, 2008 18:47:31 GMT -5
JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS Warning:
Read this Warning Supposedly true warning labels from real products.
Do I believe they're really true?
Sadly, yes, I do.
A clear case of lawyers gone amuck....
In a US guide to setting up a new computer To Avoid Condensation Forming, Allow The Boxes To Warm Up To Room Temperature Before Opening.
(Sensible, but the instruction was inside the box.)
On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids Lie Down On Bed And Insert Poscool Slowly Up To The Projected Portion Like A Sword-Guard Into Anal Duct.
While Inserting Poscool For Approximately 5 Minutes, Keep Quiet.I
n some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottlesOpen Other End.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisinsWhy Not Try Tossing Over Your Favourite Breakfast Cereal?
On a Sears hairdryerDo Not Use While Sleeping.
On a bag of FritosYou Could Be A Winner!
No Purchase Necessary.
Details Inside.
On a bar of Dial soap Directions: Use Like Regular Soap.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert Do Not Turn Upside Down.
(printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding Product Will Be Hot After Heating.
On a Korean kitchen knifeWarning Keep Out Of Children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights For Indoor Or Outdoor Use Only.
On a Japanese food processor Not To Be Used For The Other Use.
On Sainsbury's peanutsWarning - Contains Nuts.On an American Airlines packet of nutsInstructions: Open Packet, Eat Nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw Do Not Attempt To Stop Chain With Your Hands Or Genitals.
On a child's superman costumeWearing Of This Garment Does Not Enable You To Fly.
On some frozen dinnersServing Suggestion - Defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a boxFits One Head.On packaging for a Rowenta iron Do Not Iron Clothes On Body.
On Boot's "Children's" cough medicineDo Not Drive Car Or Operate Machinery.
On Nytol sleep aidWarning: May Cause DrowsinessOn a toy HARRY POTTER broom;Caution; broom does not actually fly
Read this Warning Supposedly true warning labels from real products.
Do I believe they're really true?
Sadly, yes, I do.
A clear case of lawyers gone amuck....
In a US guide to setting up a new computer To Avoid Condensation Forming, Allow The Boxes To Warm Up To Room Temperature Before Opening.
(Sensible, but the instruction was inside the box.)
On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids Lie Down On Bed And Insert Poscool Slowly Up To The Projected Portion Like A Sword-Guard Into Anal Duct.
While Inserting Poscool For Approximately 5 Minutes, Keep Quiet.I
n some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottlesOpen Other End.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisinsWhy Not Try Tossing Over Your Favourite Breakfast Cereal?
On a Sears hairdryerDo Not Use While Sleeping.
On a bag of FritosYou Could Be A Winner!
No Purchase Necessary.
Details Inside.
On a bar of Dial soap Directions: Use Like Regular Soap.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert Do Not Turn Upside Down.
(printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding Product Will Be Hot After Heating.
On a Korean kitchen knifeWarning Keep Out Of Children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights For Indoor Or Outdoor Use Only.
On a Japanese food processor Not To Be Used For The Other Use.
On Sainsbury's peanutsWarning - Contains Nuts.On an American Airlines packet of nutsInstructions: Open Packet, Eat Nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw Do Not Attempt To Stop Chain With Your Hands Or Genitals.
On a child's superman costumeWearing Of This Garment Does Not Enable You To Fly.
On some frozen dinnersServing Suggestion - Defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a boxFits One Head.On packaging for a Rowenta iron Do Not Iron Clothes On Body.
On Boot's "Children's" cough medicineDo Not Drive Car Or Operate Machinery.
On Nytol sleep aidWarning: May Cause DrowsinessOn a toy HARRY POTTER broom;Caution; broom does not actually fly
