Post by archer461582 on May 24, 2008 16:40:21 GMT -5
Anesthesiologist business card:
When you care enough to sleep with the very best.
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr... Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed"
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff"
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
When you care enough to sleep with the very best.
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr... Jones, at your cervix."
****************************************************
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
****************************************************
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
****************************************************
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
****************************************************
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed"
****************************************************
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
****************************************************
On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
****************************************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.."
****************************************************
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.. We want tows."
****************************************************
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
****************************************************
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
****************************************************
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
****************************************************
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
****************************************************
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff"
****************************************************
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
****************************************************
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
****************************************************
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
****************************************************
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
****************************************************
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
****************************************************
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
****************************************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
****************************************************
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
****************************************************
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
