Post by archer461582 on May 12, 2008 11:33:08 GMT -5
[b]Chuck Norris is Da Man [/b]
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
- It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
- Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their behind. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight. The knife lost.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. ;D
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin and thus created a giraffe.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
- It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
- Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their behind. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight. The knife lost.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. ;D
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin and thus created a giraffe.