The IT Husband!

The IT Husband!

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.


Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."


Wife :Have you brought the grocery?


Husband :Bad command or filename.


Wife :But I told you in the morning


Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?


Wife :What about my new TV?


Husband :Variable not found ...


Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.


Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...


Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?


Husband :Too many parameters ...


Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.


Husband :Data type mismatch.


Wife :You are useless.


Husband :It's by Default.


Wife :What about your Salary?


Husband :File in use ... Try after some time.


Wife :What is my value in the family.


Husband :Unknown Virus.