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Post by archer461582 on Apr 28, 2008 11:05:36 GMT -5
Computer Lab Pranks!
- Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my gosh! They've found me!" and bolt.
- Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
- When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
- Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
- Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
- Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
- Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
- Stare at the screen of the person next to you, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.
- Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
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Post by Old Ironsights on Apr 28, 2008 14:57:40 GMT -5
Make this image the Desktop Background (Centered) It is on my office Server...
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Post by drgreyhound on Apr 28, 2008 15:56:29 GMT -5
I think I could have gotten thrown out of the many computer labs in the underbelly of Ballantine Hall with any of the above behaviors!
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Post by Old Ironsights on Apr 28, 2008 21:22:47 GMT -5
I kind of like my new avatar...
Back in the day, when I was a tot in HS, I used to walk in the front door of the HS and holler across the foyer to the Computer Lab monitor and tell her EXACTLY how many monitors were currently "ON" in her room.
I was never more than +/-1.
But then, these WERE the old Apple II "PCs" with their ultra loud (to dogs and weirdos) Monochrome CGA Monitors....
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Post by drgreyhound on Apr 30, 2008 4:48:49 GMT -5
I kind of like my new avatar... Back in the day, when I was a tot in HS, I used to walk in the front door of the HS and holler across the foyer to the Computer Lab monitor and tell her EXACTLY how many monitors were currently "ON" in her room. I was never more than +/-1. But then, these WERE the old Apple II "PCs" with their ultra loud (to dogs and weirdos) Monochrome CGA Monitors.... Loved the Apple IIs in elementary school! Every once in a while my classes would be "surprised" by the teacher bringing us to the computer lab for the class period to play a MECC game. Great memories!!
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Post by whitetaildave24 on Apr 30, 2008 13:43:53 GMT -5
Ahhh, the great days of Oregon Trail
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Post by drgreyhound on Apr 30, 2008 14:04:49 GMT -5
...and Odell Lake! ;D
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Post by Old Ironsights on Apr 30, 2008 14:04:52 GMT -5
Heh. Did you know that for a while, across the US, there were a group of Juvinile Delinquint Geeks known as "The Jedi Knights" who would break into schools so thy could Geek aroud on the PCs therein? True. I came that close to getting arrested for B&E of my JrHigh so we could pit our TRS-80 Model-I vs the Brand Spanking New Apple II in a game of Chess. Our Math/Computer teacher covered out skinny pre-teen butts. The Principal wanted us Burned at the Stake - but then, he was a Jock.
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Post by drgreyhound on May 3, 2008 9:47:40 GMT -5
Heh. Did you know that for a while, across the US, there were a group of Juvinile Delinquint Geeks known as "The Jedi Knights" who would break into schools so thy could Geek aroud on the PCs therein? True. I came that close to getting arrested for B&E of my JrHigh so we could pit our TRS-80 Model-I vs the Brand Spanking New Apple II in a game of Chess. Our Math/Computer teacher covered out skinny pre-teen butts. The Principal wanted us Burned at the Stake - but then, he was a Jock. That's hilarious, OI! I could see you doing that.
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