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Post by archer461582 on Apr 22, 2008 12:39:16 GMT -5
I own a gun but you never own a woman
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat ?'
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Words of wisdom!!!!!!!
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Apr 23, 2008 7:40:37 GMT -5
I will keep my 44 as a new 22 would kill a guy my age.
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Post by gillgrabber on Apr 23, 2008 21:16:46 GMT -5
You can put a gun in your pants and it doesn't complain. Older guns usually look as good as the day you first got them.
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Post by kenfred on Apr 25, 2008 21:29:03 GMT -5
At a small gathering in honor of the better half's 40th, someone asked her if she was worried that I would "trade her off for two 20's".
"No way", came the reply, "he's not wired for 220!"
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Post by trapperdave on Apr 26, 2008 10:07:51 GMT -5
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