Post by archer461582 on Mar 30, 2008 11:23:26 GMT -5
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Top Ten Coolest Things About Living to 100!
10. Instead of sending you junk mail the AARP ask you to leave them alone & stop asking for more stuff.
9. You can answer almost any request with "When I used to do that..."
8. You've outlasted most of your doctors.
7. All your birthdays are special again ... & even make the evening news.
6. There aren't many wrong ways of doing things that you don't know about.
5. Telemarketers selling magazine subscripitions double - check your information, apologize ... & never call again.
4. You finally get your value out of the stuff you bought that had a "Lifetime Guarantee."
3. You can use "Whippersnapper", "Hepcat" & "Dude" in the same sentence.
2. You get to call everyone "Junior."
1. Every time you read the Obituary page you quietly tell yourself, "I Win"!!!!
Top Ten Coolest Things About Living to 100!
10. Instead of sending you junk mail the AARP ask you to leave them alone & stop asking for more stuff.
9. You can answer almost any request with "When I used to do that..."
8. You've outlasted most of your doctors.
7. All your birthdays are special again ... & even make the evening news.
6. There aren't many wrong ways of doing things that you don't know about.
5. Telemarketers selling magazine subscripitions double - check your information, apologize ... & never call again.
4. You finally get your value out of the stuff you bought that had a "Lifetime Guarantee."
3. You can use "Whippersnapper", "Hepcat" & "Dude" in the same sentence.
2. You get to call everyone "Junior."
1. Every time you read the Obituary page you quietly tell yourself, "I Win"!!!!
