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Post by Old Ironsights on Mar 25, 2008 22:30:22 GMT -5
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beer contains female hormones Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women . To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects : 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! ;D
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Post by racktracker on Mar 26, 2008 9:00:05 GMT -5
The more beer I drink the better looking and funnier I get. It also makes the girl down at the end of the bar better looking too. Especially at closing time.
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Mar 26, 2008 9:09:27 GMT -5
LOL LOL... OI you're in big trouble with doc now!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by hanmal on Mar 26, 2008 11:02:49 GMT -5
That take me to Willy song about going home at 2 with a 10 and waking up at 10 with a 2. Beer and whiskey tend to make me end up with the ugly women but I don't intend 2
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Post by drgreyhound on Mar 29, 2008 16:11:44 GMT -5
LOL LOL... OI you're in big trouble with doc now!!!!! ;D ;D ;D I actually busted a gut...this is hilarious! ;D (I've done all 8 at some point in my life...some of them I do every day! )
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