Mexican eggs

Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. 190 about 15 miles outside
of
Opelousas, Louisiana. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they
start hitching a lift back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans
ask
him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is
carrying 20,000 bowling balls.

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit
into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and
he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the
back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this
time he is really late and so puts the hammer down.

Sure enough "Old Smokey" pulls him over for speeding. The good
officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver
jokingly replies Mexican eggs".

The cop obviously doesn't believe this, so wants to take a look in
the trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks
it. He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
officers as possible, plus the Swat Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many
officers. "I've got a tractor-trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican
eggs in it...
Two have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle!"
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