Work / Prison

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, This should make things a little bit clearer.


@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell



@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time

in an 6X6 cubicle /office



@ WORK

you get three meals a day fully paid for



@ PRISON
you get a break for one meal and

you have to pay for it



@ WORK

you get time off for good behavior


you get more work for

good behavior



@ PRISON

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you



@ PRISON
@ WORK

you must often carry a security card

and open all the doors for yourself



@ WORK

you can watch TV and play games





@ PRISON
you could get fired for watching

TV and playing games



@ WORK

you get your own toilet





@ PRISON
you have to share the toilet with

some people who pee on the seat



@ WORK

they allow your family and friends to visit



@ PRISON
you aren't even supposed to speak

to your family



@ WORK

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required





@ PRISON
you get to pay all your expenses to go

to work, and they deduct taxes from

your salary to pay for prisoners



@ WORK

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting

to get out and go inside bars



@ PRISON

you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK

they are called managers





THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!


Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails