Post by DEERTRACKS on Feb 4, 2008 7:17:11 GMT -5
POLITE WAY TO PEE
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her male students the following question...
"If you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael raised his hand and said,
"Just a minute I have to go pee".
The teacher responded by saying,
"That would be rude and impolite".
She then asked Peter how he would you say it?
Peter answered,
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
"That is better, but it is still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table",
said the teacher.
Then reluctantly, she asked little Johnny the same question,
"Can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
True to form, Johnny did not disappoint...
"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom I hope you will get to meet after dinner.' "
The teacher fainted!
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her male students the following question...
"If you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael raised his hand and said,
"Just a minute I have to go pee".
The teacher responded by saying,
"That would be rude and impolite".
She then asked Peter how he would you say it?
Peter answered,
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
"That is better, but it is still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table",
said the teacher.
Then reluctantly, she asked little Johnny the same question,
"Can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
True to form, Johnny did not disappoint...
"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom I hope you will get to meet after dinner.' "
The teacher fainted!