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Post by jim1966 on Jan 27, 2008 17:38:45 GMT -5
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.' They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one. The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow
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Post by trapperdave on Jan 28, 2008 9:19:14 GMT -5
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Jan 28, 2008 12:45:49 GMT -5
Mooooooooorific!!!! LOL LOL
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Post by RiverJim on Jan 29, 2008 9:41:56 GMT -5
[quote author=jim1966 board='THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' [/quote]
That must be of been the OLD bull in this bit of wisdom!
A young bull and a old bull was at the top of the hill in a pasture looking down at a heard of lovley cows. The young bull says to the old one, hey lets run down there and mate with one of those cows. The old one replys, how about we WALK down and mate with ALL of them! ;D
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Post by hanmal on Jan 29, 2008 11:52:49 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA THAT ONE GOT ME IN TROUBLE AND I JUST HAD A GREAT MORNING WETTING MY WORM
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