Post by gillgrabber on Jan 24, 2008 21:40:05 GMT -5
A cowboy arrives in Heaven and meets with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks if he's ever done something noteworthy that might help him get into Heaven.
The Cowboy replies "Well, once I was passing through the Black Hills in South Dakota and saw this Biker gang messing with a pretty young woman. I could tell she was scared to death so I figured I'd intervene. I walked up to the biggest, most heavily tatooed, and meanest looking biker in the bunch and said "Listen up A#$%%!@! You leave that woman alone or I'm gonna kick your %@*!" "With that, I kicked his motorcycle over, slapped him in the face, ripped his earring off, and threw it on the ground."
"Wow!" replied St. Peter. "That's an impressive story. When did that happen?"
The cowboy replied "Just a few minutes ago."
The Cowboy replies "Well, once I was passing through the Black Hills in South Dakota and saw this Biker gang messing with a pretty young woman. I could tell she was scared to death so I figured I'd intervene. I walked up to the biggest, most heavily tatooed, and meanest looking biker in the bunch and said "Listen up A#$%%!@! You leave that woman alone or I'm gonna kick your %@*!" "With that, I kicked his motorcycle over, slapped him in the face, ripped his earring off, and threw it on the ground."
"Wow!" replied St. Peter. "That's an impressive story. When did that happen?"
The cowboy replied "Just a few minutes ago."
