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Post by Woody Williams on Jan 17, 2008 11:56:09 GMT -5
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, 'I have some really great news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'
Then she said, 'There's more'
I asked, What do you mean there's more.
She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!) . . . . 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Jan 17, 2008 13:20:56 GMT -5
Good one! Sure would make a heck of a TV commercial!!!!!!!
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Post by huxbux on Jan 17, 2008 14:42:43 GMT -5
;D
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Post by jim1966 on Jan 17, 2008 22:41:59 GMT -5
Lmao Thats funny.
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Post by drgreyhound on Jan 18, 2008 18:20:26 GMT -5
Good one! Sure would make a heck of a TV commercial!!!!!!! HAH!!! ;D Good one, DT.
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Post by uglyduckling on Jan 19, 2008 0:04:02 GMT -5
Is that really a true story? If it is I feel bad for the twins. But I would really like to meet the mom. That's the perfect woman, you could talk her into any equipment purchase without any arguements!!!
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Post by dbd870 on Jan 21, 2008 10:21:20 GMT -5
That's funny.
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Post by trapperdave on Jan 22, 2008 11:02:39 GMT -5
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Post by bill9068 on Oct 25, 2016 22:32:45 GMT -5
Funny, but true story. I married her.
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