Post by parson on Jan 10, 2008 7:54:45 GMT -5
Cannibal tribesmen complaining to elder about problem with menu:
"We captured some missionaries, but we become ill after dinner."
Elder:"How are you preparing them?"
Tribesmen: "We have baked, boiled, roasted- same results every time."
Elder: "Tell me about these missionaries."
Tribesmen: "Mostly short, fat, as usual, brown robes, and mostly balding."
Elder: "I think I know what your problem is.
Tribesmen: : "Please tell us, wil you."
Elder: "The problem is with your cooking methods. Obviously, these are
Friars"
parson
"We captured some missionaries, but we become ill after dinner."
Elder:"How are you preparing them?"
Tribesmen: "We have baked, boiled, roasted- same results every time."
Elder: "Tell me about these missionaries."
Tribesmen: "Mostly short, fat, as usual, brown robes, and mostly balding."
Elder: "I think I know what your problem is.
Tribesmen: : "Please tell us, wil you."
Elder: "The problem is with your cooking methods. Obviously, these are
Friars"
parson
