Post by tusti on Nov 24, 2007 13:50:19 GMT -5
College Quiz
(1) What does the average Michigan State player get on his SATs?
Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease the hips and push.
(4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice stains on both sides of his pickup.
(6) Why is the Northwestern football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Miami (Florida) football player's life?
His freshman year.
(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner at Duke.
AND FINALLY
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team colors?
They can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
(1) What does the average Michigan State player get on his SATs?
Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease the hips and push.
(4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice stains on both sides of his pickup.
(6) Why is the Northwestern football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Miami (Florida) football player's life?
His freshman year.
(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner at Duke.
AND FINALLY
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team colors?
They can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
