Cold Water

Little Johnny went to his grandads house way back in the sticks to spend the weekend. They woke up to have breakfast and johnny noticed his dishes were dirty. He said grandad these dishes are dirty. Grandad replies, well son that is as good as cold water can get them. So Johnny goes ahead and eats. Lunch time rolls around and Johnny notices these dishes are also dirty. Johnny says again, grandad these dishes are also dirty. Grandad replies again, Son that is as good as cold water can get them. Johnny decides he has had enough so he walks out of the house and starts to his car, but grandads dog is between Johnny and the car barking and growling and won't let Johnny get to his car, finally grandad yells out "Cold Water" stop barking at the boy and let him go.