Pepsi

A plane carrying a group of missionaries and a shipment of Pepsi went down over the jungle. When a rescue crew reached the scene they found a tribe of cannibals. The crew asked if there were any survivors.

"Yes," said the cannibal leader. "We ate them. And drank the Pepsi."

"You mean you ate them all?" they asked, aghast. "You even ate their arms?"

"Yes, we ate their arms. And drank the Pepsi."

"You ate their legs?"

"Yes, we ate their legs. And drank the Pepsi."

"You ate their heads?"

"Yes, we ate their heads. And drank the Pepsi."

"And did you eat their, you know, their 'things'?"

"Yes, we ate their things."

"And drank the Pepsi?"

"Oh no. Everyone knows things go better with Coke