Post by gillgrabber on Oct 28, 2007 12:47:31 GMT -5
Watch out for Chuck Norris; he is BAD.
WHY;
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s
pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself
in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a
DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
WHY;
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s
pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself
in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a
DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
