Post by drgreyhound on Oct 17, 2007 4:28:09 GMT -5
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears
Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there .
Q: What do you call a Chicago Bear with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
A: Because then Chicago would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
And my favorite:
Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears
Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there .
Q: What do you call a Chicago Bear with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
A: Because then Chicago would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
And my favorite:
Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
