Snow White

> Subject: Snow White
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> The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the
> mine early each morning.
>
> As always, Snow White stayed home doing her
> domestic chores.
>
> As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their
> lunch and carry it to the mine.
>
> One day as she arrived at the mine with the
> lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
>
> Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White
> began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow
> survived.
> "Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear
> me? Hello!"
> For a long while, there was no answer. Losing
> hope, Snow White again shouted,
> "Hello! Is anyone down there?"
>
> Just as she was about to give up all hope, there
> came a faint voice from deep within the mine.
> "Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary."
>
> Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself
> and prayed,
> "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still
> alive."
>