Post by raporter on Sept 28, 2007 11:30:43 GMT -5
Girl Biker Bar -
> >A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by
> mistake. He finds his
> >way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After
> sitting there for awhile,
> >he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
> blonde joke?" The bar
> >immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very
> deep, husky voice, the
> >woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke,
> sir, I think it is
> >only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
> should know five things:
> >
> > 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a
> baseball bat.
> > 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> > 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with
> a black belt in karate.
> > 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
> professional
> > weightlifter.
> > 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
> professional wrestler.
> >
> >Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
> wanna tell that
> >joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes
> his head, and
> >mutters, "No.... Not if I'm gonna have to explain
> it five times."
>
> >A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by
> mistake. He finds his
> >way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After
> sitting there for awhile,
> >he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
> blonde joke?" The bar
> >immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very
> deep, husky voice, the
> >woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke,
> sir, I think it is
> >only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
> should know five things:
> >
> > 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a
> baseball bat.
> > 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> > 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with
> a black belt in karate.
> > 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
> professional
> > weightlifter.
> > 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
> professional wrestler.
> >
> >Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
> wanna tell that
> >joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes
> his head, and
> >mutters, "No.... Not if I'm gonna have to explain
> it five times."
>
