Post by johnc911 on Aug 31, 2007 12:44:39 GMT -5
> >>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.
Nothing
is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
> >>
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the
hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell,
Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $1
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
and set
them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
> >>
> >> The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
> >>
> >> "About a gallon."
Nothing
is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
> >>
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the
hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell,
Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $1
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
and set
them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
> >>
> >> The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
> >>
> >> "About a gallon."
