Post by raporter on Aug 26, 2007 22:51:53 GMT -5
Subject: Geography 101
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A woman.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
Discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
Fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well
Developed and open to trade, especially for someone
With cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot,
Relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently
Aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain -
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been
Through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
Takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
Self-preserving but friendly and open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a
Mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
Those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
Spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF a man
Between 1 and 75, a man is like Iran . Ruled by a
Pr*ck.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A woman.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
Discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
Fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well
Developed and open to trade, especially for someone
With cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot,
Relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently
Aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain -
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been
Through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
Takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
Self-preserving but friendly and open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a
Mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
Those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
Spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF a man
Between 1 and 75, a man is like Iran . Ruled by a
Pr*ck.
