Post by Decatur on Jul 30, 2007 15:59:29 GMT -5
1- A day without sunshine is like night.
2- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19- What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
22- Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24- Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow
2- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19- What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
22- Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24- Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow
