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Post by Woody Williams on Jul 13, 2007 16:03:42 GMT -5
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed.
"You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Jul 16, 2007 9:35:34 GMT -5
Good one!
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Post by firelt72 on Jul 20, 2007 10:09:51 GMT -5
That reminds me of the joke about the two lines to get into Heaven, one marked hen pecked and it was full and the other non-hen pecked; it had one guy in it. St Pete walked up to the one guy and said I am impressed that you had the courage to stand here in the non-hen pecked line, the guy answered that is nice but my wife told me to stand here.....
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