Post by tusti on Jun 22, 2007 9:52:05 GMT -5
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
> the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
> enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
> "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
>
> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue
> lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
> then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this,"
> and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
> his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
> If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
> I'll let you go."
> ;
> The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
> Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
>
> "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
>
>
> the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
> enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
> "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
>
> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue
> lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
> then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this,"
> and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
> his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
> If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
> I'll let you go."
> ;
> The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
> Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
>
> "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
>
>
