What's for Breakfast?

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
>>The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
>>"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit...
>>
>>"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
>>
>>George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and
>>slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
>>
>>"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting
>>to
>>act like Mr.Clinton!
>>
>>As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
>>whispers..........
>>
>>"It's pronounced, 'Quiche' " !