Post by JohnSmiles on Jun 12, 2007 20:07:15 GMT -5
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't at all bad for a 60-year-old.
We drank and bull
ted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter together.
I said no, never had the opportunity ma'am.
We drank a bit more; then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
So I went with her back to her place.
She turned the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom!
You still awake?"
We drank and bull
ted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter together. 
I said no, never had the opportunity ma'am.
We drank a bit more; then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
So I went with her back to her place.
She turned the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom!
You still awake?"
