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JohnSmiles
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Classes for men May 13, 2007 19:53:54 GMT -5

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Post by JohnSmiles on May 13, 2007 19:53:54 GMT -5

Spring Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by May 10, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

SECURE THE BORDER
DEPORT THE ILLEGALS
THEN get back with me on 'comprehensive' reform.

DEERTRACKS Major Contributor Posts: 13,689	Classes for men May 15, 2007 7:31:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEERTRACKS on May 15, 2007 7:31:18 GMT -5 I signed up for Class 13, but forgot about it. Twice!!!!!!!!!!

drgreyhound
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Classes for men May 16, 2007 5:14:46 GMT -5

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Post by drgreyhound on May 16, 2007 5:14:46 GMT -5

Some of the most relevant ones my boyfriend should sign up for--

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Instead of taking the empty cardboard roll off of the toilet paper holder, he stacks new rolls of toilet paper on top of the empty cardboard roll on the holder...until I take the empty roll off the holder and put the new roll on. If there is no space on top of the empty holder, he stacks new rolls on the sink, where they can get wet and dirty. We have been together for more than 3 years and I can't remember a time when he took the empty cardboard roll off and put a new roll on.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

I have learned by stepping in a sticky, warm puddle in the bathroom barefoot that this can happen even if the seat is up--it typically happens in the early morning.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

The problem is not that the dinner dishes go into the sink...the problem is that they STAY in the sink with food on them until they clog up the sink or cause a smell...then they go into the dishwasher and get clean, and then the clean dishes sit in the dishwasher while other dirty dishes pile up in the sink. We need a better system here!!

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

This happens nightly, because his idea of excellent evening programming is Mythbusters or some movie like "The Mummy Returns" while mine is typically American Idol or CSI reruns...I have given up on this one and hoped that we can one day have two TVs...

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

It's true--flowers are not just for Valentine's Day!! 'Nuff said.

With all things considered--my boyfriend is the greatest!! ;D And I really mean that.

DEERTRACKS
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Classes for men May 16, 2007 7:46:14 GMT -5

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Post by DEERTRACKS on May 16, 2007 7:46:14 GMT -5

drgreyhound said:

Some of the most relevant ones my boyfriend should sign up for--

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Instead of taking the empty cardboard roll off of the toilet paper holder, he stacks new rolls of toilet paper on top of the empty cardboard roll on the holder...until I take the empty roll off the holder and put the new roll on. If there is no space on top of the empty holder, he stacks new rolls on the sink, where they can get wet and dirty. We have been together for more than 3 years and I can't remember a time when he took the empty cardboard roll off and put a new roll on.

I have learned by stepping in a sticky, warm puddle in the bathroom barefoot that this can happen even if the seat is up--it typically happens in the early morning.

The problem is not that the dinner dishes go into the sink...the problem is that they STAY in the sink with food on them until they clog up the sink or cause a smell...then they go into the dishwasher and get clean, and then the clean dishes sit in the dishwasher while other dirty dishes pile up in the sink. We need a better system here!!

This happens nightly, because his idea of excellent evening programming is Mythbusters or some movie like "The Mummy Returns" while mine is typically American Idol or CSI reruns...I have given up on this one and hoped that we can one day have two TVs...

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

It's true--flowers are not just for Valentine's Day!! 'Nuff said.

With all things considered--my boyfriend is the greatest!! ;D And I really mean that.

Sounds like you have been lax in your training! ;D I assume that you are taking it easy on him until he says "I do", and then you will drop the hammer on him. ;D ;D ;D

drgreyhound Guest	Classes for men May 17, 2007 18:28:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by drgreyhound on May 17, 2007 18:28:59 GMT -5 Yep, yep, yep on all counts!!! ;D

Post by JohnSmiles on May 13, 2007 19:53:54 GMT -5

Post by DEERTRACKS on May 15, 2007 7:31:18 GMT -5

Post by drgreyhound on May 16, 2007 5:14:46 GMT -5

Post by DEERTRACKS on May 16, 2007 7:46:14 GMT -5

Post by drgreyhound on May 17, 2007 18:28:59 GMT -5