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Post by tusti on May 3, 2007 12:00:44 GMT -5
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where > the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't > speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. > > After a short time on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the > right, so some family members grabbed her straightened her up, and > stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning > off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows > on her left. > Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed > her, they tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A grandson, > who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're > looking good! How are they treating you?" > > Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the > grandson... > > "They won't let me fart. "
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Post by DEERTRACKS on May 3, 2007 13:16:55 GMT -5
LOL Poor grandma can't even light a good flamer!
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Post by drgreyhound on May 4, 2007 5:17:45 GMT -5
LOL Poor grandma can't even light a good flamer! LOL!!!! I heard from some of the doctors in the hospital I'm doing work at that there is some kind of a contraption that they use with "flatulent folks" consisting of a straw attached to an airtight bag...put 2 and 2 together for a mental picture... yeah. Not kidding!! I suppose I'd have an urge to bust a gut laughing if I walked into a patient's room and saw one of these "contraptions" in use...
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Post by DEERTRACKS on May 4, 2007 10:21:14 GMT -5
Now that is a unique IED!!!!!!!
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Post by drgreyhound on May 4, 2007 10:28:48 GMT -5
Now that is a unique IED!!!!!!! intra - ? - device?? Maybe I shouldn't ask!!!
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Post by DEERTRACKS on May 4, 2007 12:17:14 GMT -5
Now that is a unique IED!!!!!!! intra - ? - device?? Maybe I shouldn't ask!!! YUP!!!!!!!!!!
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