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Post by Decatur on Apr 17, 2007 14:12:51 GMT -5
The first time A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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Post by drgreyhound on Apr 17, 2007 17:59:11 GMT -5
The first time A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." ;D LOL! Situations like this actually happen! I read about a psychologist once whose daughter was to go to a school dance with a boy from school--turns out that the boy who showed up at the door to pick the daugher up was a client of the psychologist's...talk about an awkward moment!! Personally, I don't know how you wouldn't know who your kid is going to the dance with...or at least who is going to show up at the door to pick up your kid!!
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Apr 18, 2007 9:40:20 GMT -5
Great one D. LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sleazy E on Apr 19, 2007 7:25:23 GMT -5
I was in an awkward situation once.... I was dating this girl and we had started to get serious and she wanted me to meet her mom... so I drove out to her moms house with her and when her mom answered the door we both recognized eachother.... she had been att he bar not two weeks before and tried to pick me up.... saying things like well if you are just dating then your not married so it is ok...ect
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Post by jstalljon on Apr 19, 2007 7:49:02 GMT -5
I was in an awkward situation once.... I was dating this girl and we had started to get serious and she wanted me to meet her mom... so I drove out to her moms house with her and when her mom answered the door we both recognized eachother.... she had been att he bar not two weeks before and tried to pick me up.... saying things like well if you are just dating then your not married so it is ok...ect ....and que the 70's "bedroom" music....brrntt..chicka brrntt burrr.... ;D
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Post by bsutravis on Apr 19, 2007 13:35:36 GMT -5
That's hilarious Sleazy! Be glad you didn't go home with her mom that night!!!! LOL
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Post by Decatur on Apr 19, 2007 19:51:51 GMT -5
I was in an awkward situation once.... I was dating this girl and we had started to get serious and she wanted me to meet her mom... so I drove out to her moms house with her and when her mom answered the door we both recognized eachother.... she had been att he bar not two weeks before and tried to pick me up.... saying things like well if you are just dating then your not married so it is ok...ect I had one of my buddies single mom hitting on me in a bar one night, right in front of another one of my friends. He thought it was hilarious, I was ready to get out of dodge. Of course my buddy was driving that night so I had to endure his laughter and her flirtations till closing time. I still owe him for that one!
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Post by Sleazy E on Apr 20, 2007 0:16:33 GMT -5
Yeah it is funny now.... but at the time I would rather ahve been anywhere else.... I didn't have the heart to tell the girl I was dating.... no one wants to find out your mom is easy and that she tries to pick up guys half her age in bars.
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Post by drgreyhound on Apr 20, 2007 5:08:02 GMT -5
Yeah it is funny now.... but at the time I would rather ahve been anywhere else.... I didn't have the heart to tell the girl I was dating.... no one wants to find out your mom is easy and that she tries to pick up guys half her age in bars. That was VERY thoughtful of you!! ;D
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